How Do You Measure Up?
Upload your resume and our AI instantly analyzes it against real ATS (Applicant Tracking System) criteria — formatting structure, keyword density, buzzword overload, and readability. The same filters that screen out 75% of resumes before a human ever sees them.
Your Burn Report gives you an ATS score from 1–100, a detailed breakdown of every formatting flaw and cliché, and brutally honest feedback — delivered with the charm of a recruiter who's seen one too many “passionate self-starters.”
Submit your resume below for a professional assessment by Chad Worthington III, Senior Director of Disappointment. Chad reviews every resume personally and has zero tolerance for mediocrity.
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Free ATS score + headline roast. Full Burn Report $4.99.
What every download promises
No fluff, no fake testimonials — just clear commitments on exactly what you get.
Tested against real ATS parsers
Every template is run through the same screening software recruiters use — clean structure, parseable formatting, zero broken columns.
Free updates, forever
Hiring standards shift. When we refresh a pack, you get the new version at no extra cost, straight to your library.
Three parts of a job search, done right
ATS-safe resumes that still look designed
Editable in Word, Google Docs, and Pages. Clean single-column layouts for the bots, plus a polished two-column version for when a human finally opens the file. Includes guidance on keyword placement for each role type.
- Multiple industry-tuned formats
- Fully editable, no design software needed
- Built-in keyword & section guidance
Letters you can actually send in five minutes
Fill-in-the-blank frameworks for career changers, new grads, and senior roles — with proven opening lines and closing paragraphs. Match your resume template exactly.
Walk in ready for the questions that matter
Structured answer frameworks (STAR + follow-ups), a bank of behavioral and role-specific questions, and a night-before checklist so you show up calm and prepared.
Your next application deserves a head start
Download an ATS-ready pack today and send something you're proud of by tonight.